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It will never start!
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2. |
Crumpet Shortage
00:48
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I'm so tired
I can't even think no more
I'm hungry
I'm hungry boys
Are there any crumpets here?
Are there any crumpet here?
Is that a baby crying?
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3. |
Spiky Profile
01:08
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My profiles not so spiky
I'm clever at everything
In all ways I'm intelligent
Now let me eloquently sing
I can speak seventeen languages
In social situations I'm a breeze
I am the epitome of lucidness
I can do anything I please
I can calculate the cube root of infinity
I have analysed all the Bard's plays
I am the Einstein of intercourse
I can navigate any maze
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4. |
Born Whole
00:18
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5. |
The Void Speaks To Me
00:56
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I'm shrieking into everything I meet
And that's why the void speaks to me
I don't glance to hard at it
Because sometimes it stares back
Hey Jack
The void speaks to me
Nietzsche
The piss preacher
To the red pilled boys
Oh my
The void speaks to me
*The eternal screaming of the damned*
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6. |
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Crunchy peanut butter
Well it's better than smooth
When you just got the creamy stuff
Well then you got the blues
Crunchy peanut Butter
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7. |
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All things fade
From Alaskan glaciers
To the Florida Everglades
All things die
Along the Mason Dixon
And the Clark County Line
And you and I
Are dissolved palm trees;
Dissipated south-east of Hawaii
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8. |
FML
01:15
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Fixing Monkey Loins
Ferrets Mutate Longingly
Funky Mournful Lasso
Frottage Monsanto Logarithm
Fistful Might Last
Forever Monks Lament
Foldable Montosorri Legacy
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9. |
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Fully automated in your car I like it when it's communist oh
Fly a red flag from your exhaust baby
Is that a Chairman Mao Decal?
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10. |
I Miss The Old Alan
00:26
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I miss the old Alan
the D12 roll Alan
slap up the bass Alan
the Garner face Alan
I hate the new Alan
the kitten dude Alan
the posing nude Alan
ignoring news Alan
I miss the gallbladdered Alan
chop up the meat Alan
I gotta say
at that time
I'd like to meet Alan
See I invented Alan
There wasn't any Alans
now I lookin looking round and there's
so many Alans
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11. |
Fronted Adverbial Fun
00:30
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You can't start a sentence off
With I or the or it
You've got to put a
Fronted Adverbial
in front of it
With the wind rushing through my hair,
However,
Like a snake,
Next to the bush,
Michael Gove masturbates
Fronted adverbial fun.
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12. |
Baby Radiator
00:35
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Keeping them warm is what you do
Their little feet for little shoes
Making sure they're rightly cooked
You incubate them or we're all fucked
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13. |
The Riker Manoeuvrer
00:32
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14. |
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She looked over
Lethal Weapon was gratin'
Oh Honey, I can see you're
Havin' trouble separatin'
Now please believe me
My blood thirsty brother
There must be fifty ways
To cleave Danny Glover
Just fall on a spear, Dear
Use a big knife, Wife
Swallow a sword Claude
Just get yourself cleaved!
Merely swing on a dagger, Jagger
I like you swagger, shagger
There must be fifty ways
To Cleave Danny Glover
Use the machete, Arrietti
Shiv with the shank, Hank
Use a spike glove, Bruv
Just open that meat!
pull out that epee, Peppi
despoil that foil, Doyle
harikari that blade
just get yourself cleaved!
GET YOURSELF CLEAVED!
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15. |
Songs Are Porpoises
00:56
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Stella's sea cow in the morning
I adore you
Listen up cos I got some news for you
Songs are porpoises
Stub nosed and no thumbs
Swimming lackadaisically with no purpose
Fleshy and fishy it's the porpoise
The bovine of the sea
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16. |
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I <3 flying ants
but baby
they don't love me
they come but once a year
and they just up and leave
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17. |
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Frank Zappa should probably wear
Underwear during guitar solos
[solo noise]
Steve Vai gets put off
By the sight of
His floppy cock
When he tries to rock
[solo noise]
Captain Beefheart don't mind
He thinks it's fine
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18. |
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I seem to have misplaced
My spaghetti hoops
I thought that I had them
But somehow they're loose
Eatin' lunch ain't
So easy for me
Circular things
Just want to be free
They want to be free
Spaghetti hoops
Just want to be free
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19. |
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Max Stirner kicked Marx’s arse
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20. |
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Put me down dinosaur
Big Bad Barry's eating the boat
Put me down dinosaur
Big Bad Barry's eating staying afloat
And dinosaur I love you
And dinosaur I care
And Dinosaur I need you
Just promise not to stare
Put me down dinosaur
Big Bad Barry's eating the boat
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21. |
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One man's sartorial taste
Left a whole country enamoured
From now on we're looking stylish
When we're getting hammered
By the Belgians, hammered by the French, hammered by Croatia over and over again
Oh my
We still kinda suck
but we'll always have Gareth Southgate's lovely waistcoat
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22. |
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Oh Joyce what a choice
Of words for you
And at the start
You seemed so smart
But really it was only farts (for you)
When you're right you're right
But When you're wrong you're John
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23. |
Post Thought
00:54
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How can I be post something that does not exist?
Where is the thought before the thought?
Where is the mind behind the mind?
Will you send me with a letter lord, drop with me a telegram?
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24. |
I'll Tickle You
00:51
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I'll tickle you
Get in right in there
I'll tickle you
Excavate your pits with my claws
I'll tickle you
I'll chuckle I'll chuckle I'll chuckle
But don't tickle me on my
V-v-v-v
Ulva
Oh tickle me
T-t-t-tickle me
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25. |
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Oh yes it's special
Oh yes it's very special
Oh Baby I want to hold on your hand
There are some stairs and I fear them, oh man.
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26. |
Buyer For My Baby
01:02
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You see me and Ian
Would be a great pair of dads
I've got the time and
He's got the cash
So let us buy your baby
He needs a new name
And we'll call him
Sonny jim
The hirsutest pair
Of dads you'll ever see
We'll knit him is own beard
For free
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27. |
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I swear I came up
with the name
Quiz Teama
Aguilera
Independently
From you
It's mine
And it's for my own use
19/22
Tiebreaker won me some booze
Bacardi breezer
To share between me and Stu
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